The Journalist cavitated
By: Miguel Ruiz ·
Our reporter decrepit and decadent phase is preparing to participate in the adventure new technologies for beauty, cavitation.
I am a journalist, I have 43 years and a prominent belly, the result of my years of inactivity, gin and tonics used to Lexatin way to combat the stress of the article at the last minute and hours in front of a computer looking for an inspirational light.
In my college years and early thirties was handsome, attractive, my body still retained some traces of a discipline that seeks to be a Michael Jordan, a Maradona ... but who remained in the provincial semi-finalists. This along with my way with words, writing and creativity worthy of the most stark reality I became a conqueror and a major champion night showrooms in the capital.
My unbearable winning character can not hold me decrepit, unable pheromone production in the opposite sex, sedentary, lethargic ... but am stuck in my insomnia and after one of those incredible ads Chef Tony, I saw a story about something that called cavitation, which identified with the naval engineering, but they associated with liposuction without surgery.
My fear of a simple tooth extraction had prevented me even consider the possibility of a fat suction and that interested me was perhaps the first step to return to being an aspiring Adonis? Quickly inserted into google the center that showed the story, Laser Natura Chueca and appeared large doses of information on reducing the perimeter. I read, I thought, and fell asleep.
days later walked Gran Vía when observing my pitiful self abdominal lump and whip I wanted to know, learn more. I went deeper into the district of Chueca and my decline was increasing resort to see bodies of photoshop, devoid of lipids, tan necklines that looked haughty and adipose destroyed follicles on their shirts.
I entered the enclosure that looked like a continuous journey of visitors eager for miracles lourdianos like mine. It was my turn and found voices welcoming, warm and solvents in the art that I detailed the script for a new invention of science that can strengthen your ego. Lying on a stretcher and advised me to teach my convexities treat for my psychological and physical wellbeing.
So, there I was, Cavite, week after week with Prussian discipline, aided by the friendly staff made me short, relaxing, but what about results? fortunately I expected, thanks to which I warned would not be Brad Pitt. Lost 5 cm in 8 sessions, I felt less bloated, with a size less than pants, better, I had strengthened my ...
The Last week I went to a famous club and I felt I had the ability, potential, again, not that my age and ready to use. I have to continue, further strengthening every week vibraré in one of those platforms that announce after my friend, the magic knife, and again I put one of those space suits that inflate and deflate you smile watching magic.
Apollo, journalist 
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